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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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My specialty is detached malevolence.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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You can't make souffle rise twice.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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You can't make a souffle rise twice.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.Alice Roosevelt Longworth